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RESEARCHERS TRYING TO REPLICATE POLL THAT FOUND 9 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE SAID THEY HAD NOT BEEN INVOLVED IN A POLL MAKE STARTLING DISCOVERIES

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In an attempt to verify a past poll that discovered that 9 out of 10 people said they had never taken a poll, researchers discovered new results.  “Yes, we found that again 9 out of 10 people said they had never taken a poll.  We also found that 8 out of 10 had no idea of what Aleppo was or where it was.  Also, 9 out of 10 didn’t like the last guy, and the last guy didn’t like them.  4 out of 10 agreed with just about anything.  4 or 5 were disagreeable.  The last guy didn’t go along with any of them.  We are now hoping to get more money to do these kinds of polls, because these results indicate that we researchers have obviously underestimated how stupid most people really are and we can’t just leave that easy money lying there.”, said head researcher Dr. E. Blackadder.

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Written by Joshua Sinistar

June 30, 2018 at 3:27 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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