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NATO TROOPS RUN LIVE MANEUVERS WITH NEW F-35 Turkey MULTIROLL FIGHTER

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The Pentagon has announced that after years of abysmal failures that NATO has finally agreed to run live exercises of the new multiroll F-35 Turkey career advancement retirement plan and resume enhancer.  NATO troops are now in Europe putting the new F-35 through live exercises.  People are reporting that troops seem to be struggling with the new F-35.  “It seems very heavy.  They are struggling in pushing it.  Especially uphill and keeping it from rolling uncontrollably.”, said one woman.  Intelligence reports that this can only go on for as long as taxpayers put up with this.  NATO officers have been spotted near Poland drinking, partying and going to bars.  Meanwhile, enlisted troops are pushing the F-35 up hills and rolling them down, running into each other.  France is already planning to surrender.

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Written by Joshua Sinistar

June 30, 2018 at 3:42 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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