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Pentagon Officials Meeting to discuss Missing Funds

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High level Pentagon Officials and their families and secretaries are now on their way to a Secret Meeting in a Las Vegas Hotel & Casino to discuss allegations that the $21 Trillion missing from the Pentagon Budget may be a sign of malfeasance.  They will all be issued kits with papers, pencils, pens, condoms, nylons, three packs of menthol cigarettes, motion lotion, and $5000 in unmarked bills.  They hope to discuss strategy, issue statements, spend time by the pool, and possibly ditch their wives and go to a local strip club or chicken ranch.

“This is unacceptable!”, said a member of the US Senate.  “These Generals must realize that due to the military being under the civilian authorities, they must get permission for this kind of thing.”, he said.  The Senator will now bring two dozen Senators and Congressmen to the meeting to oversee this get together and ask for explanations.  “I don’t care if we have to stay as long as they do!  We intend to get to the bottom of this!”, he said.


Written by Joshua Sinistar

May 24, 2018 at 11:49 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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