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Invisible Planes may be engaging targets in Aleppo

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Anonymous sources have just announced that Invisible Planes may now be flying over Aleppo.  When asked most Libertarians didn’t know what Aleppo was, but said it might be an attempt to sabotage their party.  The claims say the planes may be the new F-35 Turkey cost over-run career inhibitor cluster FUBAR multi-role coffee maker and expresso machine.  The Pentagon was stunned.  “I didn’t know these thing could fly.”, said General X. Laxx.

“We cannot confirm or deny these planes actually exist.”, said people in Aleppo.  “Its amazing.  I saw nothing.  I heard nothing.  They just said they came and went.  There are no casualties on either side.  Its a miracle.”, said Sgt. Schultz.  These reports continue to come in.  Its like a damn book club that won’t stop.  Somebody needs to stop this Aleppo.


Written by Joshua Sinistar

May 24, 2018 at 11:30 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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