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Space Researchers say NASA being Threatened by Aliens from Another Planet

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UFO organizations and Space Researchers are now claiming that NASA is covering up threatening messages from outer space from another planet.  They claim that Zoltar from the Planet Spectra is telling them that all these planets are thier’s, except for Europa.  General “Howling Bull” Hallenby said, “Europa?  Isn’t that claimed by the EU?  Well, that’s neither here nor there, those Europeans don’t spend enough on defense anyway.  We’ll probably have to deal with it – like always.  I told them we needed a Moonbase to get closer to these outer space menaces, but they spent it all on some fool Bush Plan.  Peace dividend – my ass.  We might have to wipe out the Moon now.  Nobody listens to the generals.”  The A-Team was unavailable.  Alpha Control says Moonbase Alpha is still on Elon Musk’s wish list.  Possible Political Candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger said, “What do I say?  Get your ass to Mars!”


Written by Joshua Sinistar

May 10, 2018 at 3:24 am

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